Lionel Messi

Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.

Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)

1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"

by barca09 March 12, 2025

Lionel

ML engineer, math brain flexer, Playboy, ASR coach i.e. the budget Ironman

Is it a bird ? is it a plane ? .....no it's Lionel

by JSB10 December 3, 2021

Lionel racing

The official diecast maker of nascar that hasn't been good since 2016

Person one: did you see that shitty diecast?
Person two: yea, it must be from Lionel racing

by TheRealZNC January 29, 2023

Lionel

To describe greatness, awesomeness, and many other super positive things or matters that occur.

You managed to pass that super-hard exam? Wow! You’re such a Lionel.

by Capur August 2, 2025

Lionel

A Lionel is someone who eats anything and doesn't vomit. They also might just throw rocks at birds.

Random Dude: "Hey! That guys eating a bunch of rocks and spitting them at birds!"
Smart person: "Yea he sure is a Lionel

by Search up Lionel on U.D. January 24, 2025

Lionel

The habit of making a promise to go out but cancelling it at the very last minute. Also commonly known as fong fei kei or ffk.

Aww, man. Afiq just pulled a Lionel too! :(

by thebatman1 November 28, 2019

Lionel

To describe immortality, greatness, something great, and many other positive things.

He can manage to solve all the problems by his own hands. What a Lionel.

by LionelWayne July 2, 2025