Random Dude: "Hey! That guys eating a bunch of rocks and spitting them at birds!"
Smart person: "Yea he sure is a Lionel
Smart person: "Yea he sure is a Lionel
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Get the Lionel Messi mug.Drinking the coffee you just used as an enema, in a sad attempt to relieve your constipation. He will try to encourage sympathy by singing songs of his lament, to anyone who will listen, instead of taking x-lax. Often throwing digs at you, wishing you to suffer, as he suffers, which comes across as bitching.
"Stuck in you, i've got this feeling down deep in my bowels that I just can't lose. Guess i'm on my way..... for a walk to make this shit go away".
"Stuck in you, i've got this feeling down deep in my bowels that I just can't lose. Guess i'm on my way..... for a walk to make this shit go away".
Went to the tool crib today to borrow a tool from Lionel Bitchy, but all I got was told to suffer a work place accident. If only he would take an x-lax, so we could stop talking about his inability to push out a decent shit.
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Get the Lionel Bitchy mug.Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.
Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)
Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.
Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)
1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"
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