limp load

The action of cumming without erection due to the excessively stimulating and awesome nature of a situation.

The move that that girl just did on the dance floor was so awesome that it caused me to limp load.

by Bad Hand Work January 16, 2007

Limp Dick Motherfucker

Term attached to any male friend who repeatedly is unable to "man-up" in a variety of life situations.

When a man is unable to drive the golf ball past the womens tee box during a round with his buddies should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker, which per rules should require a dick out.

Or when he's got a 15 foot putt and leave it short by 10 feet. Again, the boys should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker.

Or used when a buddy bails at the last minute for fight night cause he's gonna catch a romantic comedy with his girl. "Man... that Jimmy, he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker for bailing on us tonight!"

by TopShelf72 August 11, 2009

limp bizkit

a soft penis (opposite of boner)which is almost impossible to have sex with.

He looked at a fat guy and got a limp bizkit

by TheChris5 March 4, 2009

Limp Dickshit

The correct way of pronouncing "Limp Bizkit."

Limp Dickshit fucking sucks, and if you're mind is at the right place you'd agree also.

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 13, 2007

limp noodle

a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take viagra!

I can't believe it! That guy is a limp noodle!

by the non-limp noodle June 12, 2003

Limp bizkit

When the penis becomes flaccid during sexual activity.

I was not able to penetrate her asshole because I went limp bizkit.

by HoochieAU February 20, 2011

limp wrist

Gay grindcore band from New York City. short super fast songs, mostly about being gay.

I saw limp wrist play the other day, and they played good.

by alex March 30, 2005