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Lightskirt

A 19th century term for a prostitute or a woman of questionable virtue. The implication is that the woman's skirt weighs very little and that it can easily be lifted up to engage in sexual intercourse.
Person A: Don't you bring your lightskirt here! This is a respectable house!
Person B: I beg your pardon! My fiancee is a proper young lady.
by MissRomney December 4, 2010
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crying lightning

When someone begins crying suddenly and has- seemingly- not much reason behind doing so. It's typically to gain sympathy via shock and awe.
She whipped out the old crying lightning on me when I tried to break up with her
by BBwings March 29, 2016
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Bombay Lightning

It's a mystery how that house burnt down. Must of been Bombay Lightning!
by Eddy July 22, 2006
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Lightning Thunderstein

A Jewish man who enjoys to rock and roll. UHH.
Sometimes he rips his shirt. UHH.
He can tolerate any religion, especially the black one. UHH.
He will buy you anything you want if you sex him up. UHH.
One time he ate so much pie that he through up. UHH.
Lightning is a very inspirational man, too. He encourages you to follow his dreams. Once he followed his dreams and now he ROCK AND ROLLS.
Lightning lives with the superhero Captain Cold from the show, Stratford Arms.

He is friends with a man named Rupert Johnson.
And he's rocking retarded. UHH.
Lightning Thunderstein: Let me see your boobies! UHH.
Girl: *shows boobies*

*lifts it up*
Lightning Thunderstein: AHH-
by The demon Barbor 1997 December 31, 2011
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Lightning McQueen

the hottest car youve ever seen
Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"
by ImMadAgain March 7, 2019
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Ass Lightning

A sudden cramp of your sphincter muscle that feels like you just got hit by a bolt of lightning.
Johnny's sudden bout of ass lightning nearly knocked him out of his chair.
by MonkeyClicker April 18, 2016
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Light-skin savior complex

In almost all of Tyler perry movies he uses the light-skin savior complex where he like to make the dark-skin husband like look a monster and the light-skin guy look like a hero.
Why does Tyler perry use the light-skin savior complex in every movie he make.
by Ctrl December 9, 2020
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