by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022
Get the Lean Monster mug.Dick Lean is a condition caused by only wanking with one hand. For some reason the hand position with which you can generate most speed and power (which is also the most comfortable position) pushes your dick out to one side. Eventually your dick becomes noticeably lopsided.
look at that the masturbatone in his left arm compared to his right! he must have a massive dick lean.
by l3eck93 April 5, 2010
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by jvaldemar March 3, 2021
Get the Big Lean Chungus mug.A person who is Freegan Leaning identifies as someone who likes free food. A Freegan Leaning person is a true pragmatist and has achieved a level of spiritual attainment. A Freegan Leaning person believes that the best thing is food given freely by the earth, but free food from a friend is the next best thing. Freegan Leaning people also don’t mind working for a meal, because if you don’t work you won’t eat, and if nobody works nobody eats. Freegan Leaning people keep in the fronts of their minds because of long experience, that free food tastes the best :) .
My younger cousin’s excitable, boisterous, Labrador Retriever was a highly accomplished Freegan Leaning dog. The dog took to food of any kind with gusto. Free food dropped during the Fourth of July was clearly his favorite. However he was more than willing to work for a meal and sit, roll over, or bark for a well earned treat. Accomplished Freegan Leaning dogs like Vinny have clearly earned new lives in a paradise realm.
Many people are unaware of their Freegan Leaning tendencies. Most people don’t bother to think about how good free food tastes, if they did, they might achieve the first level of Freegan Leaning awareness.
Many people are unaware of their Freegan Leaning tendencies. Most people don’t bother to think about how good free food tastes, if they did, they might achieve the first level of Freegan Leaning awareness.
by IronMikey April 7, 2023
Get the Freegan Leaning mug.when your so twisted on some lean that you believe you possess superhuman strength and/or other supernatural abilities. can also be caused by a mixture of substances. herculean can result in a superman complex or better known as believing you're indestructible or unstoppable. also more commonly spelt Herk-Q-Lean
Herculean : "Did you see David on that lean when he ripped down that door and caught Sally cheating, he must of been on that Herk-Q-Lean ."
by Lil D$$$$ January 10, 2009
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by ~~~~~~lit~~~~~ January 20, 2018
Get the Leanne mug.A scale originally invented by the Great Zyzz, son of Zeus, brother of Hercules, father of Aesthetics. It measures the level of leanness.
6. Lean
5. Cut
4. Ripped
3. Shredded
2. Sliced
1. Decapitated
Where shredded and above are the only maintainable level of leanness.
6. Lean
5. Cut
4. Ripped
3. Shredded
2. Sliced
1. Decapitated
Where shredded and above are the only maintainable level of leanness.
CurlBrother89: Dude, I'm totally a 2 on the lean scale.
BrotherBicep: I saw the picture. You're hardly even a 4. Get back to curling.
CurlBrother89: Oh, OK.
BrotherBicep: I saw the picture. You're hardly even a 4. Get back to curling.
CurlBrother89: Oh, OK.
by tsoot November 12, 2010
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