Dam That Leonardo Frederico Brizellious Sure Is Fucking Great Id Slap My Own Mother To Be Him Just For A Day
by Martha Stuart March 21, 2005

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.
Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?
Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?
Me: Yup
Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!
Me: I know right!
Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?
Me: Yup
Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!
Me: I know right!
by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

A tall lightskin man with dreads, usually stay to himself but like to joce with everyone and a loverboy.
by LeoGotB0dies November 23, 2022

Leo is a bisexual piece of shit that is Italian, he will start raging immediately every time you say “Pizza sucks”.
Although being bisexual Leo can be a very cool and funny guy. Leo has the smallest dick. I would also like to introduce you to a wanna named David. David thinks he’s smart, but he’s actually retarded.
Although being bisexual Leo can be a very cool and funny guy. Leo has the smallest dick. I would also like to introduce you to a wanna named David. David thinks he’s smart, but he’s actually retarded.
He’s Leonardo.
by THIS KID LOVES AINO March 5, 2020

When he was younger he was the fittest person alive. He has the perfect hair, body, face and voice. Most year 7 girls love him even though he is mine. He is also a well known actor and appears in the films 'Titanic' and 'Romeo + Juliet
by Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfreind March 14, 2019

by CrossyLeaf July 28, 2021

Leonardo is not him
by him not him maybe but him December 5, 2024
