left handed hijack

This is a procedure that involves stealing a persons mouse. To accomplish this, a person needs to be distracted, while another person to the right of him/her grabs the mouse with their left hand and closes whatever window was open.

Doug: What the hell joe, where did my web browser go?

Joe: Left handed hijack!

by Cracka McTastic March 1, 2005

left handed Spaniard

An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand.

My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.

by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008

left-handed batsman

A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.

A gay man, an uphill gardener.

That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!

by Sumo December 14, 2006

left-handed jews

Although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. Resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. Lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks... ouch...

dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!

by theinspector June 18, 2008

Left handed

The best type of handed people

Fuck right handed people

1: yo it feels good to be left handed

Right handed shit lord (2): i know right! I hate being right handed. It sucks!

by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 3, 2018

left handed soccer bat

term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.

"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat

by living proof December 12, 2003

Left-handed cigarette

A cannabis joint . . marijuana cigarette.

Smoking a left-handed cigarette with a cigarette in my right hand . . puff , puff , pass to the right . .

by chadeau April 29, 2019