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Lawn Jockey 

A term used in talking about a black person. Most of those little ceramic staues placed in yards have their faces painted black and they look like jockey's (guys that ride horses for a living). Hence the term lawn jockey's.
Look at all those lawn jockey's heading into KFC.
Lawn Jockey by Paulie Walnuts January 10, 2005
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lawn boy 

Someone hired to watch and tend a marijuana grow-op. Either paid with cash or product. Often gets busted with the grow if the cops show up.
Before we start this next grow, we better get another lawn boy. The last one got busted.
lawn boy by dutch passion April 30, 2003

Lawn-Gnomaphobe 

Someone whom is afraid of lawn orinaments particularyly the gnome forms.
Lawn-Gnomaphobe by Anonymous September 23, 2003

Lawn Condom 

n- The somewhat vulgar looking remains of the inflatable holiday decorations that have gone unplugged, sprung a leak, or otherwise left unattended in the elements, that lay on a front yard
"Man, that house must have a lot of kids"
"why do you say that?"
"must have 15 lawn condoms that they've not turned on yet tonight"
Lawn Condom by Gsots December 24, 2008

lawn boy 

When you're screwing a girl doggie style, you put your 4 fingers right above her asshole, thumb pointing down. Then you take your thumb and "prime" her bunghole like a lawnboy lawnmower
I gave Jenny the old lawn boy last night. I primed her butthole 6 times!
lawn boy by ElusiveH December 31, 2006

Lawn of the dead

The, usally well-kept and grassy, are outside public schools, libaries, supermarkets and take-away joints unwillingly populated by dead-beat, thick-as-shit students kicking cans and smoking during weekends. Occurs mostly in dull, sparsely populated towns with no cinemas.

Reference to the cult-zombie movie [Dawn of the dead.
Gimmie and his mates have made their own lawn of the dead outside Supa-value, next to the bins. I hear Chanele offered him a blowie if he bought her a packet of fags. Bloody 'scalp turned her down.