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Lakers

The Greatest Team to ever play the game. From West, Baylor, and Wilt to Magic, Kareem and Worthy to Kobe and Shaq, the Los Angeles Lakers have the greatest team in sports history. And for all yoy laker haters out there, you're just jealous because your favorite team isn't as good as the Lakers.
The Lakers won the title in 1972, 1980, 1982, 1985, 1987, 1988, 2000, 2001 and 2002.
by Jacobs June 22, 2004
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Lakers

In South-Central Los Angeles, wearing Los Angeles Lakers clothing and gear is generally considered gang-neutral. While wearing Lakers clothing won't necessarily guarantee your safety, it does make a statement to gang members that you're not looking for trouble.
Wearing Lakers gear in South-Central will buy you a little safety, but it is not guaranteed.

Red (Bloods) + Blue (Crips) = Purple (Lakers color)
by D.L. Crosse March 6, 2007
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lager

Lager is a beer that is fermented at relatively cold temperatures. Lager is NOT an ale. Lager yeast strains perform best at these cold temperatures, while ale strains create a violent fermentation whose yeast is suspended in the whole column of the fermentation. Ale yeast can be 'cropped' from the top in a froth that collects from this violent CO2 production, and is therefore labelled "top fermentation" while lager yeast lies on the bottom of the fermenter. Hence "bottom fermentation".

Pilsner is a style from Pilzn, which is a Czech style lager. It is what today's standard lagers are meant to be, but often miss the points of the style.

The term 'lager' is German for aging, which refers to the 'secondary fermentation' where little CO2 is produced, yet yeast is still inside the vessel. Ales undergo little or no secondary fermentation, and get sent through a centrifuge or diatomaceous earth filter on the way to the bright tank for packaging. Some ales get racked directly to a cask for cask ales.
Lager? You lager, you brought'er!
by dorcus amungus April 25, 2007
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Natural laverse

If something bad happens you either have karma or natural laverse
by Nooneknows February 5, 2017
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LADvertising

Advertising your ladish traits to the opposite sex.

i.e. Using Ladish behaviour to try and impress a girl.
person 1: See that guy down a litre of vodka?

Person 2: Yeah man, he was LADvertising to those girls!
by ThyEagle January 23, 2011
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Laverne & Shirley

These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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Lamer

Lamer is someone who thinks they are smart, yet are really a loser.
That hacker wannabe is really just a lamer
by erin May 5, 2003
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