Lavender

A very beautiful awesome women who is worth alot more than she believes she is. An amazing person any guy would be lucky to be with. Also has a major lust for BBC and thinks about it during most sexual encounters to help herself out. 11 inches and thick asf is her ideal size

By the way she is walking she must be a lavender

by Vinnie Van Gogh December 29, 2016

Lavender

pick me girl

lavender brown stole ron weasley from hermione granger

by yer a wizard harry September 7, 2023

light the lavender

v.

1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.

It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.

by stephamie March 15, 2012

Creamy Lavender

When you cum all over your partners bruises from the rough sex the night before.

I gave my girlfriend a Creamy Lavender this morning, to apologize for last night's rough sex.

by ZasinZebra February 11, 2021

lavender phaze

If you are only in a relationship with expectation of money/gifts or other perks. And you would not be with them if they weren't spending money on you. You definitely aren't in the lavender haze of true love, but in a lavender phaze of dishonest,corrupt, and despicable intentions concerning the heart.

She will probably dump him after two more trips to Florida and a set of veneers! She is in her lavender phaze!

I feel a lavender phaze coming on every time he takes me out! Cha-ching!!!

by Michele Wordjuicer April 29, 2023

Trimming the lavender

When a lady trims another lady's front garden.

She was up all night trimming the lavender.

by Jimjamaroo July 21, 2019

Lavender Labias

The female version of blue balls.

After our date I went home without getting any, I’ve got lavender labias now.

by Ladylavender April 17, 2020