uncle lao

A term used to describe manufacturers of cheap, low-quality goods, mostly located in (south-)eastern asia. Works for companies like "Uncle Lao Inc."

This hard drive was manufactured by Uncle Lao it seems.

by TheWormKill June 2, 2015

Alex Lao

Alex Lao is a definition of a tall handsome man who is also a well-known womanizer

I would love to name my child Alex Lao as the name has a cool and deeper meaning

by Ethan Tom Mcgee June 16, 2022

lao gan ma

Ahh lao gan ma very good yes

Ah lao gan ma very good for spicy

by pikneger69 March 27, 2023

Lao

A hot man with huge cock

: "He's so Lao"

by PlanDick August 3, 2023

Buck Lao

A term to reference suspicious, fake, or tricksters.

He’s just trying to do the buck Lao.

by anonymous June 20, 2021

Lao Si Ji

Lǎo sī jī (Old driver) 老司機— Chinese slang for someone who’s way too good at ‘driving’ — and by driving, we mean knowing a lot about sex, porn, hentai, lewd, and adult content.

- Oh man, didn't know you watch so much porn! You are a Lao Si Ji.
- Nah, Tom is the real Lao Si Ji. He is into hentai anime and stuff.

William: Are you doing your homework?
Ray: No.
William: What are you doing then?
Ray: Your mom.
Crowd: Ohhhh.
Kevin: Yo, Ray drives fast!

by itscalledthebird October 9, 2025

Ai Lao

Sword dancers from Laos.

Ai Lao will not put up with Thai jokers.

by AiLao April 25, 2019