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uncle lao

A term used to describe manufacturers of cheap, low-quality goods, mostly located in (south-)eastern asia. Works for companies like "Uncle Lao Inc."
This hard drive was manufactured by Uncle Lao it seems.
by TheWormKill June 2, 2015
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Alex Lao

Alex Lao is a definition of a tall handsome man who is also a well-known womanizer
I would love to name my child Alex Lao as the name has a cool and deeper meaning
by Ethan Tom Mcgee June 16, 2022
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lao gan ma

Ahh lao gan ma very good yes
Ah lao gan ma very good for spicy
by pikneger69 March 27, 2023
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Lao

: "He's so Lao"
by PlanDick August 3, 2023
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Buck Lao

A term to reference suspicious, fake, or tricksters.
He’s just trying to do the buck Lao.
by anonymous June 20, 2021
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Lao Si Ji

Lǎo sī jī (Old driver) 老司機— Chinese slang for someone who’s way too good at ‘driving’ — and by driving, we mean knowing a lot about sex, porn, hentai, lewd, and adult content.
- Oh man, didn't know you watch so much porn! You are a Lao Si Ji.
- Nah, Tom is the real Lao Si Ji. He is into hentai anime and stuff.

William: Are you doing your homework?
Ray: No.
William: What are you doing then?
Ray: Your mom.
Crowd: Ohhhh.
Kevin: Yo, Ray drives fast!
by itscalledthebird October 9, 2025
mugGet the Lao Si Jimug.

Ai Lao

by AiLao April 25, 2019
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