Bandmaster

a title bestowed upon a member of a band of the caf that has the unfortunate responsibility of being the butt end of every joke.

Jackbox: name the worst name for a pageant: Miss ______
Answer: Bandmaster

by ensoraj October 1, 2020

Lancaster Scoop

The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.

Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.

by Spartan2020 November 21, 2020

Lancaster House

The house with the hottest boys . Know as the house with all the fit lads.

Your going on a walk with a Lancaster house boy?

Lucky lad

by 18284833 September 21, 2021

Lancaster mcdonalds

The cheap street maccies in lanny - honestly best place to hang out until you get chucked out (although if you aren't there in a big group it'd dead asf and you'll probably leave in fear of getting clarted ) Ripley, LRGS and LGGS especially enjoy the scatty tables as for the grammar kids especially it's the inky place to meet people of the opposite gender. So many druggies outside tho.

Lancaster mcdonalds: the best place in town

Oi you coming to Lancaster mcdonalds

Yeah wbu

Yeah

Nice

I think I like you , you want fries

Yeah lad

by Mulletpatrol May 23, 2022

Lancaster

A city in Northern England full of nosy parkers who can't seem to mind their own business. Examples include getting accosted by an angry security guard for flying a drone over the iconic castle for recreational photography. Another example is walking into a public building and standing next to a staff only door. The third example is walking into the local supermarket, clearly grown adult and picking up a tiny energy drink can from the shelf and getting asked for ID to prove you are aged 16 or older before you get chance to blink. Seriously, it's very typical of Lancaster.

Me: *Flies drone of Lancaster Castle*
Security Guard: OY! BRING THAT DOWN NOW OR IT'LL BE SHOT DOWN, THAT'S ILLEGAL IT'S CROWN PROPERTY!

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

lancaster

a guy that is popular but has an ever changing personality. whenever he hangs out with a new group of people he will subconsciously alter his personality those of the people around him. overtime, its rare to see him without a group of people, and if you do, he just looks like hes a lost wandering cat. typically short and dumb. however, in the right environment he could excel without being aware of what's going on.

Person 1: Why does Lancaster look so depressed?
Person 2: Yeahhh, hes always like that when hes not surrounded by a bunch of people

by jensimson November 15, 2022

Lancaster Lasso

When you hang a dog with your prolapsed anus in front of it's family whilst elegantly buttfucking it.

Yeah Dave got super pissed at his ex and her family so he gave 'em what-for with the ol' lancaster lasso.
Hey, you goin' to the lancaster lasso party festival this weekend.

by trrbltrrbl December 4, 2022