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girl: onii-chan can you help me?
boy: nah im too tired
girl: lmao, now!
boy: ok if you insist
by Notin7 March 31, 2021
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Lmaomammal

Ever since the internet was created, many have pondered relentlessly on a single subject. It rose above all the other web circulating questions,
"What idiot thought it would be cool to invent the word emo?"
"Why is facebook so addicting?"
and even,
"What's TSC?"

Because this question was a question of epic porportions. It was a question that used to stump even the nerdiest of internet gods.

It strikes fear into the hearts of many.
"What is a lmaomammal?"

But today, that question will be answered. The lmaomammal originated when Brooke, internet twin of Evan, (who's relationship is innocent of course) typed 'lmao' in response to a likely suggestive comment of Evan. Only this wasn't any 'lmao.' The lmao was followed by a sequence of letters that shot the word 'mammal' into the eyes of many.

Then became the birth of the lmaomammal. A lmaomammal is a cross between a butterfly, a dog, and a dinosaur. The only photographed lmaomammal is hidden and currently owned by the twins. Since the birth of the species, it has been rumoured that the lmaomammals are extremely endangered, due to lack of sightings.
Solving the problem of the endangered lmaomammals was difficult, because out loud, lmaomammal is pronounced with every letter silent.
A Neopets.com account was created in honor of the first lmaomammal, and can be found if searched.

It is protected by "The most unsolvable password in internet history."

So there you have it. If you one day come across the beautiful lmaomammal, why not try to pet it? They don't bite, because the lmaomammal's defense is that it's bloodstream contains traces of LSD. This confuses the predator after a single bite, causing them to pursue an inaminate object instead.
"What's a lmaomammal?"

"-Sigh-"
by Brooke. September 12, 2007
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lmaomg

Today I got high and thought of a new slang "lmaomg" during when I was laughing hard for no reason. Therefor I decided to be the first person to define it on urbandictionary.com.
However, I found in fact I was already the 14th wannabe...
Then I started laughing hard for a reason...
by htp-rck February 11, 2008
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Lmano

A mix between lmao and no.
Used when someone thinks he's smarter than anyone else while he/she says something really stupid.
He said: "The world is flat and no one can prove me wrong"
and i was like: lmano the world is not flat.
by xXx360noscoperBlazeitxXx April 24, 2015
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lmaoplane

omg teh lmaoplane is liek "KILL TEH ROFLCOPTER" with teh kamikaze. then teh lollerskaters are liek "fire teh guns rofl! pwn teh coptah!" then teh roflcopter is liek WTF?^^ tiem for pwnage rofl and its like }OMG) MISSILE AT TEH NUB LMAOPLANES AND 10 WTFBombs> FOR TEH LOLLERSKATERS ROFLOL GG GL HF
by teh_rofler November 15, 2004
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Lmaophantom

When something incredibly funny happens and you dont know who it was or what caused this hilarious event to occur, you say it was the 'LmaoPhantom'
Person 1: Who left this used condom in my Geography book?
Person 2: It must have been the 'LMAOPHANTOM'
Person 1: ROFLCOPTER!
by Mitchazz December 13, 2009
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LMAOPMPAPPA

Shorthand for "Laughing my ass off, pissing my pants and probably pooping aswell."
<Dude69> Motherfuck, I just accidently shot my mother in the face.
<JubeiSaotome> LMAOPMPAPPA!!
by JubeiSaotome April 6, 2003
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