log leaver

A person who refuses to or forgets to flush their terds down the toilet after they shit. Works especially well at a friends house.

I dont want jenn comming over anymore. She came over and left me a log. Shes a log leaver.

by C.Lone July 1, 2007

Beard Leave

The act of taking a leave of absence from your place of work for the expressed purpose of growing a Beard...

*Non Bearded Man* "I'm taking a fortnight off to grow a Beard"

*Bearded Boss* "That's ok, I'll record is as Beard Leave"

by Vegas James September 27, 2011

study leave

The art of using school holidays intended for studying as days off to play video games on.

I had a week of study leave to revise for my chemistry exam, but I just ended up playing my 360 all week instead.

by rxchy January 5, 2009

log leaver

A person who doesnt flush his crap down the toilet.

Jen came over and left a log in my toilet again. Shes a log leaver.

by ronnie w July 1, 2007

leave it aht

origin: south london
meaning: (leave it out) give over, pull the other one, stop doing that right now etc...
most commonly heard from the mouths of young teenage mothers screaming obscenties at their snotty tots, or scraggy blondes imploring their chav boyfriends to not get involved in yet another fight outside the Litten Tree. generally, quite an aggressive phrase, to be used sparingly and only with authentic lahndon pronunciation. can sometimes be heard in a paranoid, questioning manner, when not sure if being wound up.

1. leave it aht ya little bitch!
2. wayne, leave it aht, 'e ain't worf it.
3. leave it aht - you 'avin me on or wot?

by ma belle April 7, 2004

leave a dump

what you do actually when you defecate.

why would you call it "taking" a dump? do you actually take it with you?

by oddkin May 7, 2005

bitches leave

What you say when you want hookers to leave an executive's house before you shoot him in the legs several times and leave a grenade on his coffee table.

Clarence Boddicker: "Bitches, Leave!"

by dugald December 17, 2004