Lame

see Neopets.

other synonyms:
stupid
waste of time
garbage
dumb

Guy: Hey, lets play an online virtual pets game.
2ndGuy: Virtual pets games are so Neopets.
Guy: I know, I was kidding, I'd rather suck on a car's tailpipe. Let's go get a pizza and do something that actually is cool.

by Not frozen ever but ready to quit November 27, 2004

LAMES

This alternative expression for 'lol' was invented and popularised by Australian comedians Anna+Mae. It's an acronym, with the letters meaning respectively: "Laughing Almost Manically so Everyone Stares", and is generally used during IM conversations to indicate that one is laughing so much as to attract the attention of anyone in the vicinity.

As stipulated by Anna+Mae during their 2009 show "mirror", LAMES is only to be used in situations of genuine hilarity.

during an IM conversation:
A: "Hey, check out this youtube link."
L: "LAMES!"
A: "I know isn't it hilarious???"
L: "Yes!!! But now everyone is staring at me cause I'm at an internet cafe and just laughed really loudly :("

by jamie_creek October 27, 2009

lame

often used to describe how fucked or stupid something/someone is.
also see lamerlewserdickheadidiotasl

That is so lame!

by louis October 18, 2001

Lame

something that is boring.

I went to hang out with Rob, but he is lame so everyone left.

by PaulBearer August 11, 2010

Lame

The state of being uncool or a loser. Synonyms would be stupid, fail, or others of the like. Antonyms are awesome, magnificent, brilliant, and Amanda.

I was too afraid to call that girl back when she didn't call me. Man, I'm lame.

by Borracho Gringo October 23, 2008

Lame

Noun. A "lame" is a person who is a mark or a square. It refers to a person who is out of the loop or can easily be taken advantage of when running a con. More generally it can be used to describe any bitch-ass nigga! The anti-thesis to a hustler or playa.

If you lames don't pay what you owe I'm gonna lay you out two ways!

by Suvonoge July 20, 2008

lame

A person who enjoys working for the man in preference to good food and company.

"Tania won't come to lunch, she is so lame"

by babyj June 10, 2005