A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 19, 2022
by Butt.Muncher February 5, 2018
Noun: what you call people who are totally useless lowlifes with no style, no grit and have no chance at completing the road to vag cig. A group of jacknuts that think they are somehow relevant but they are totally worthless wastes of space and should be banned from modern civilized nations.
C Koa: what up cuz… hey u seen them cats roaming around the poop and pee courts the other day in the ville? Are they legit or…
D Per: Uh, Hell no! those are Kunt Dawggies. Total social retards that have nothing to offer but their Mackhard Kunt cuts and pathetically lame personalities. They should be deported into the most remote area of earth so we dont have to smell their vag cig stench ever again.
D Per: Uh, Hell no! those are Kunt Dawggies. Total social retards that have nothing to offer but their Mackhard Kunt cuts and pathetically lame personalities. They should be deported into the most remote area of earth so we dont have to smell their vag cig stench ever again.
by ballplayer182 June 6, 2022
To be a Ted Kunt, you must be against shotacon and lolicon, and be a pure advocate of anti-CSA. On the other hand, you must do nothing about it but yell at people about it.
by BleaseHelp March 10, 2018
I'm absolutely 'kunted 'after that session.
by Damonnn84 April 1, 2017
People who go to a barber who gives fagboy haircuts. Limp dicked low education tools who think that because they massively overpaid for a shittastic hair appointment all to look like a total douches that somehow they are cool.
Keymonny: Yo nigrums, look at that those koala fags tryna do pullups at the playground. Damn mass monsters!
Hulse puss: Brah, those are some o dem Mackhard Kunts. Total faggots who get those ratty ass cuts from those asshats at that shithole called mackhard.
Hulse puss: Brah, those are some o dem Mackhard Kunts. Total faggots who get those ratty ass cuts from those asshats at that shithole called mackhard.
by ballplayer182 May 6, 2022