A kosher touch is when one person touches another in an area that would be considered clean and has no inappropriate implications.
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A phrase to exclaim the loss of motivation for any school work.
Jon : " Yo Alan, did you complete the design and technology homework?"
Alan : " No bro, I got Kester's Tits"
Jon : " Yo Alan, did you complete the design and technology homework?"
Alan : " No bro, I got Kester's Tits"
I have kester's tits
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2. A statement or other action by someone that is completely retarded or offensive to others.
2. A statement or other action by someone that is completely retarded or offensive to others.
1.
"We should try and jump off the roof into the pool."
"We aren't even drunk yet, this whole idea is no-kosher."
2.
"I can't believe that lard ass is taking so long to walk to her car."
"Dude it's no-kosher to talk about people like that."
"We should try and jump off the roof into the pool."
"We aren't even drunk yet, this whole idea is no-kosher."
2.
"I can't believe that lard ass is taking so long to walk to her car."
"Dude it's no-kosher to talk about people like that."
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Get the poopy kooter mug.1. When a religious Jew has a lunch meeting in a non kosher restaurant and orders a salad or the fish.
2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.
3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.
4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.
5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.
2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.
3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.
4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.
5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.
1. You know I don't eat no swine! I'm business kosher baby!
2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!
3.
Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"
Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "
2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!
3.
Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"
Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "
by Big Kosher King September 19, 2018
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Don:Hey Emily would you like some of my ham and cheese sandwich?
Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.
Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.
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