Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

koy

A slur for a ginger person. Comes from the word "koi", a domesticated carp that is usually orange.

"You fucking koy, I hate gingers"
"Look at that ugly fucking koy!"

by hot-snails April 16, 2022

Koi

Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Good name. I like. Tasty

Person A: Hey, Isn't that Koi?
Person B: Oh yeah! Fish guy! Love that guy

by einr March 8, 2022

Koi Sammy

A delicious fish sandwich containing the meat of the Japanese Koi fish & butter between two slices of white bread.

This is one juicy Koi Sammy

by Cat Chasers Intl Ltd March 9, 2022

Koi

For everyones safety, do not take his fishsticks unless permitted.

Koi: hi
You: hi

by Round_Eels March 24, 2022

Koi

Koi is a fish and a stupid one. He has lavish hair and he is dumb. This is true. This started over him arguing over every pity thing. Wow he is stupid.

Koi is a idiot

by ImaangeMaker February 28, 2022

Koi :D

A very cool person with a big heart. Loves the Elliotts, and they love them back just as much! Thank you for the serotonin. Im probably not the Elliott you made your message for, but I hope have some of the satsfaction I got from your message! Hope you're well! Heres the origional post if anyone wanted to see their post :

www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=koi%20%3AD

Koi :D is a awesome person who makes people named Elliott feel better :D

by 3lliott.p May 15, 2021