Knife Lineup

The peanut butter, butter, steak, humus, fruit, and other various knives linedup on the sink due to chronic laziness, all left to be reused in the pursuit of saving on your hydro bill.

Jess: Check out this knife lineup! Who the fuck is going to clean that up ?

by 313vagina March 5, 2009

linoleum knife

Noun: A type of knife with which one will get their lips cut off, and tounge cut out with if they make out in a movie theatre.

From the Aqua Teen Hunger Forcer Colon Movie Film For Theatres

"If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife."

by Rachel Horowitz April 29, 2007

knifed

A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.

Guy:Damn, some noob came up behind me and knifed me.

by Alex the Chao September 5, 2009

knife

1) An object with a blade, primarily used for cutting.

2) To stab someone with a knife.

"I'm going to knife you if you touch my bitch again."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

knife photography

The act of taking photos of knives. Derived from the act of knife painting originally practised in medieval times.

Eric: "Can you let me into your kitchen, I'd like to do some knife photography?"

Chanisha: "Ok."

by ken_no_shashin February 26, 2013

knate

The most amazing and mindblowing human duo in existence. Combine to create the coolest and most reciprocative pair of people in history. Set the Guinness World Record for most fun people on the planet.

When I grow up, I wanna be in a relationship like knate!

by AnomalyBoy February 10, 2022

ginsu knife

A gimmick made famous by late-night television ads in the 1970's that promised but wait, there's more!" The Ginsu Knife was able to cut through aluminum cans one minute, then slice a tomato wafer-thin the next.

Roommate #1: How are we going to get this Christmas Tree out of our apartment?
Roommate #2: Hand me the Ginsu Knife and I'll cut it up into little pieces.
Roommate #1: But wait, there's more: what about the trunk of the tree?
Roommate #2: Shit the Ginsu Knife works on the whole tree!

by Dub the Second April 16, 2014