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kirsten dunst

a mediocre actress who looks like she smells of milk and is in need of a good wash
n.b. she looks particularly greasified in spidermans 1 and 2
kirsten dunst by maculate February 6, 2005

Kirsten Syndrome

When you can't tell if a girl is either butt ass ugly or attractive.
Student 1: When i was at magic mountain i saw a bitch with a hardcore Kirsten Syndrome.
Student 2: I feel sorry for you. Thats the struggle

Kirsten Dunst

The antidote for an erection.



Oh no! I have a boner in public, how embarassing!

(thinks of Kirsten Dunst)

Ah, much better.
Kirsten Dunst by Cap'n Dan October 7, 2005

Kirsten Dunst Syndrome 

A woman who by all objective standards is quite beautiful but retains a subtle indescribable flaw that somehow undermines her overall beauty. It is also sometimes known as Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
"Dude what's wrong with you? How could you break up with Carol? She is a fox!"

"I don't know. There was something about her mouth that bugged me. I can't explain it."

(Pensive now) Yeah I think I get what you're saying now. I sort of noticed that too.

"It's like Kirsten Dunst Syndrome, I guess"

"You mean Miley Cyrus syndrome?"

"Same thing...whatever."
Kirsten Dunst Syndrome by Cirdellin December 23, 2009

kirsten lynch 

The thickest human being ever. She is from croton and she is the Beyoncé or thickness.
Her ass is huge... it’s soooo Kirsten lynch

Kirsten Paige 

THE HOTTEST GIRL EVER
someone u want to hold on to
the definition of amazing
gorgeous, extremely smart and athletic
the WHOLE package.
The one girl that will tell u the honest to god truth and mean every word
THE BEST PERSON ALIVE
no example needed, KIRSTEN PAIGE speaks for herself
Kirsten Paige by nillamonkey12345 October 17, 2008