Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.
Youve been kettled.
Youve been kettled.
by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009
Get the Kettle facemug. 1. A way to react or respond to some juicy and/or spicy gossip, story or tea. The word ‘boiling’ is commonly annunciated. Commonly used by the beauty community/people who say shook all the time. Can be accompanied by either ‘sis’ or ‘I’m shook’ at the end.
2. A way to express that you did, indeed, turn on a kettle and it is boiling.
2. A way to express that you did, indeed, turn on a kettle and it is boiling.
1. ‘And then Georgie found out Mike was cheating on her with Hannah, so she spiked his drink.’
‘OMG, the kettle is BOILING, sis! I’m SHOOK, she WENT there.’
2. ‘Are you preparing my coffee, sweetheart?’
‘Yes, the kettle is boiling right now.’
‘OMG, the kettle is BOILING, sis! I’m SHOOK, she WENT there.’
2. ‘Are you preparing my coffee, sweetheart?’
‘Yes, the kettle is boiling right now.’
by lileilish June 9, 2019
Get the The kettle is boilingmug. a sex kettle is a person who always has really hot sex regardless of who it is with, boiling some might say
"i took this bird up the road the other night and she was a proper sex kettle" meaning that the girl said individual had sex with made the sex really hot
by Bazbestos May 28, 2010
Get the sex kettlemug. by Lothar January 13, 2018
Get the Kettle Cornmug. by 3rd Floor Seward September 25, 2006
Get the Tea Kettlemug. To prepare for sexual intercourse.
"I just spent my entire work shift looking at pictures of Tom Cruise as Stacey Jaxx...put the kettle on, honey."
by Anonymous467 June 25, 2012
Get the Put the Kettle Onmug. A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!
by janeofalltrades January 3, 2021
Get the Put the kettle onmug.