The kettle is boiling

1. A way to react or respond to some juicy and/or spicy gossip, story or tea. The word ‘boiling’ is commonly annunciated. Commonly used by the beauty community/people who say shook all the time. Can be accompanied by either ‘sis’ or ‘I’m shook’ at the end.

2. A way to express that you did, indeed, turn on a kettle and it is boiling.
1. ‘And then Georgie found out Mike was cheating on her with Hannah, so she spiked his drink.’
‘OMG, the kettle is BOILING, sis! I’m SHOOK, she WENT there.’

2. ‘Are you preparing my coffee, sweetheart?’
‘Yes, the kettle is boiling right now.’
by lileilish June 09, 2019
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im in a kettle

Something some kid said in a pool in lanzarote
Little kid:im in a kettle!
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sex kettle

a sex kettle is a person who always has really hot sex regardless of who it is with, boiling some might say
"i took this bird up the road the other night and she was a proper sex kettle" meaning that the girl said individual had sex with made the sex really hot
by Bazbestos May 28, 2010
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Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
by Lothar January 14, 2018
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Tea Kettle

Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.
The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.
by 3rd Floor Seward September 24, 2006
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Put the Kettle On

"I just spent my entire work shift looking at pictures of Tom Cruise as Stacey Jaxx...put the kettle on, honey."
by Anonymous467 June 22, 2012
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Put the kettle on

to have enough time (i.e. for a chat)
A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!
by janeofalltrades January 03, 2021
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