cocky keeper

His cock his not his own he's just the keeper of your cock ,he's looking after it for you, and when he's back in your company he hands it back to you 🐱

Hello my cocky keeper when are you returning my cocky back to me

by KezaBash November 3, 2020

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Drunk-keeper

The sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.

"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."

"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."

by Vri May 12, 2010

Baby Keeper

The host of the sperm receiver "baby keeper."

I blew my load in the girls mouth for baby keeping sake!

She's my baby keeper queen.

by Jessamatic February 6, 2022

Oaf Keepers

A more apt name for the far right extremist group, the Oath Keepers. Far from being "revolutionaries" or "patriots" they were by-and-large a collection of drunken, low-IQ clowns, buffoons and losers. In a word: Oafs.

Oh look... Cletus, Goober an the rest of the Oaf Keepers are going to be holding a rally in front of the public library this weekend to support the banning of books about the history of slavery in America. Which is laughable because none of those dolts even know how to read.

by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023

bottom keeper

Someone you keep around just in case your current relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend falls apart. Thus saving you the work and search of your partner for your"rebound relationship".

Guy 1: Who's that ugly chick I always see you with when your not with your girlfriend?
Guy2: That's Tracy, shes just a bottom keeper, you know kinda like a "bottom feeder".
Guy1: Ha Ha.

by FAWKGIRL January 10, 2014