A sad sad man who will be 50 still living in his parents house fucking blow up dolls to satisfy him 2mm small penis. He will never get a girl friend but tries his hardest which is what matters most.
by An even sadder man April 25, 2021
Get the Kayden Cmug. Kayden-dick is a medical issue that causes the human penis to bend severely to one side or another. For the genitalia to have Kayden-dick the bend must be at least a 45 degree angle if not more. Such a condition can be caused by the penis braking during sexual inter course, or accident. Vary rarely you will see Kayden-dick occur without such trauma to the member.
“Did you hear Timothy got hit in the balls by a baseball. Rumors says he has a bad case of Kayden-dick and might need surgery to fix it.”
by Cmassocks July 7, 2020
Get the Kayden-dickmug. A movement created in order to combat the rise of Kaydenism; the belief/resistance to the ways of the tyrannical religion of Kaydenism.
"Do you follow Kaydenism?"
"No I believe in Anti-Kaydenism"
"Oh so you're cool? Good to know, screw Kaydenism!"
"No I believe in Anti-Kaydenism"
"Oh so you're cool? Good to know, screw Kaydenism!"
by Unth September 3, 2021
Get the Anti-Kaydenismmug. Is Ed Sheehan’s little brother cousins with Ron Weasley in his spare time he protects his pot of gold
by jack_moment January 14, 2022
Get the Kayden Draxlermug. she has the worst eyebrows ever, they look like a dead cat, she has the ugliest face in the whole world, her hair is a rat nest and she should probably be wash her face cause ew. her personality is like no one else, a horrible ugly bitch who thinks everyone likes her but really everyone hates her stupid ass.
by Did hiding inbox February 7, 2019
Get the Kaydenmug. by Nibbatron March 21, 2019
Get the Kayden’s mommug. by iloveponypussy April 19, 2020
Get the dirty kaydenmug.