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Kayden (female)

Beautiful tried to find ways to make things work even if they know it wont, a kind caring person who sees what's on the inside and not the outside... Also she gives the meet hugs
Man I want a girlfriend like Kayden (female) she is perfect for me.
by pannugget December 11, 2017
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Kayden C

A sad sad man who will be 50 still living in his parents house fucking blow up dolls to satisfy him 2mm small penis. He will never get a girl friend but tries his hardest which is what matters most.
I saw Kayden C bum fucking some 9 year old and i almost felt bad
by An even sadder man April 25, 2021
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Kayden Draxler

Is Ed Sheehan’s little brother cousins with Ron Weasley in his spare time he protects his pot of gold
Nate : Yo it’s a leprechaun
Jack : Nah that’s just Kayden Draxler
by jack_moment January 14, 2022
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Anti-Kaydenism

A movement created in order to combat the rise of Kaydenism; the belief/resistance to the ways of the tyrannical religion of Kaydenism.
"Do you follow Kaydenism?"
"No I believe in Anti-Kaydenism"
"Oh so you're cool? Good to know, screw Kaydenism!"
by Unth September 3, 2021
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Kayden-dick

Kayden-dick is a medical issue that causes the human penis to bend severely to one side or another. For the genitalia to have Kayden-dick the bend must be at least a 45 degree angle if not more. Such a condition can be caused by the penis braking during sexual inter course, or accident. Vary rarely you will see Kayden-dick occur without such trauma to the member.
Did you hear Timothy got hit in the balls by a baseball. Rumors says he has a bad case of Kayden-dick and might need surgery to fix it.”
by Cmassocks July 7, 2020
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Kayden’s mom

As Kayden’s mom, I took a lot of guys virginities
by Nibbatron March 21, 2019
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dirty kayden

a girl who desperately wants a child and will fuck any man do have her crotch goblins
Stop acting like a dirty kayden we are only kids!
by iloveponypussy April 19, 2020
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