Kayden C

A sad sad man who will be 50 still living in his parents house fucking blow up dolls to satisfy him 2mm small penis. He will never get a girl friend but tries his hardest which is what matters most.

I saw Kayden C bum fucking some 9 year old and i almost felt bad

by An even sadder man April 25, 2021

Kayden-dick

Kayden-dick is a medical issue that causes the human penis to bend severely to one side or another. For the genitalia to have Kayden-dick the bend must be at least a 45 degree angle if not more. Such a condition can be caused by the penis braking during sexual inter course, or accident. Vary rarely you will see Kayden-dick occur without such trauma to the member.

“Did you hear Timothy got hit in the balls by a baseball. Rumors says he has a bad case of Kayden-dick and might need surgery to fix it.”

by Cmassocks July 7, 2020

Anti-Kaydenism

A movement created in order to combat the rise of Kaydenism; the belief/resistance to the ways of the tyrannical religion of Kaydenism.

"Do you follow Kaydenism?"
"No I believe in Anti-Kaydenism"
"Oh so you're cool? Good to know, screw Kaydenism!"

by Unth September 3, 2021

Kayden Draxler

Is Ed Sheehan’s little brother cousins with Ron Weasley in his spare time he protects his pot of gold

Nate : Yo it’s a leprechaun
Jack : Nah that’s just Kayden Draxler

by jack_moment January 14, 2022

Kayden’s mom

One thicc ass bitch

As Kayden’s mom, I took a lot of guys virginities

by Nibbatron March 21, 2019

dirty kayden

a girl who desperately wants a child and will fuck any man do have her crotch goblins

Stop acting like a dirty kayden we are only kids!

by iloveponypussy April 19, 2020

Kayden Ambers

Kayden Ambers is a traitor in the book series ‘Atlantis: Lost World’. He is close with Fleur Daisy but wishes to take down the barrier.

I love how sweet Kayden Ambers’ and Fleur Daisy’s friendship is!

by Mingain September 23, 2021