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Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.
I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.
by KavanaughtAChance October 3, 2018
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Pulling a kavanaugh

sexually assaulting someone (PARTICULARLY A YOUNG SOMEONE)
donald trump has been pulling a Kavanaugh throughout all his life
by mypasswordis12345678910 November 27, 2018
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Fuck off, Kavanaugh.

When a person says something misogynistic to a woman. She replies with “fuck off, Kavanaugh.”
When some random guy says “smile, you’d look prettier.”

You reply with “Fuck off, Kavanaugh.”
by PettyWhiteGirk October 5, 2018
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A kavanaugh

Killing a family with your vehicle, usually including a 6 month old child
Wanna go out and get wasted and pull a kavanaugh
by kYsPhGt April 28, 2019
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Kavanaugh

A Kavanaugh is a person lying to get out of a bad situation.
Brett : I did not rubb my di*k against her !

Random dude in the jury : Wow , he's such a Kavanaugh, ya know!?
by JesusCristIt'sJasonBourne October 1, 2018
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Kavanaugh Stop

When ICE agents (US Immigration and Customs Enforcement) violently harass or detain US citizens on the basis of racial profiling, particularly if they have a Latino appearance.

Named after Justice Brett Kavanaugh due to his comments in Noem v. Vasquez Perdomo that immigration stops are a brief, minor inconvenience for US citizens. His assertion was ridiculous even under the facts of the case in question, and were repeatedly proven wrong in the aftermath.
I got two broken ribs in a Kavanaugh Stop, even after I showed ICE my ID
by VaccineTruthUK October 1, 2025
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The Kavanaugh Standard

This refers to the fact that most U.S. citizens who vote for judges do not do research the candidates and instead choose based on superficial criteria. E.g. can they boof?
How did you pick judges when you voted yesterday?
I kinda just picked names that didnt sound like a lady or a foreigner.
Ahh...the Kavanaugh standard
by Urban cowboy 6969 July 27, 2023
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