Kalani

After a woman blows your for at least 15 minutes, you hold them down and cum in there ear.

I'm going to Kalani your mom!

by Nixsquad November 13, 2010

Klonimoron

This word is used to describe a retarded person who does Klonopin. Usually comes up when two people are really high describing nothing.

Stupid Stoner 1: I'm an oxymoron.
Stupid stoner 2: That's what I call a retarded person who does Oxycontin
Stupid stoner 1: That's what I am.... Except with Klonopin. So... Uhh.. I'm a Klonimoron.
*Brief silence*
Stupid stoner 2: Yeah... That about sums it up

by McCrackrock April 20, 2007

kajonies

Balls, Testicles, Nuts, Knackers, HawMaws!

"I am going to kick your kajonies!"

by Meekal April 6, 2006

Kalani King

A dumbass piece of shit. Also a hardcore drift cosplayer. A Kalani will date his best friends girlfriend. Only uses Xbox one but sucks at fortnite. He’s a single mother who’s a male with no kids. He’s constantly on his period.

Suede: Do you wanna hang out?
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?

Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!

by UmWhereAreYou November 22, 2019

Klonimoron

This word is used to describe a retarded person who does Klonopin. Usually comes up when two people are really high describing nothing.

Stupid Stoner 1: I'm an oxymoron.
Stupid stoner 2: That's what I call a retarded person who does Oxycontin
Stupid stoner 1: That's what I am.... Except with Klonopin. So... Uhh.. I'm a Klonimoron.
*Brief silence*
Stupid stoner 2: Yeah... That about sums it up.

by McCrackrock July 20, 2008

Kloning

"Kloning" is to over exaggerate a pout, push your lips as far out of your mouth as possible, as a pose for a photo.

"Klone" is a work used for a over exaggerated pout.

Boy 1: Man. You look like a C**T in that pic.
Boy 2: Yeh im Kloning.

Boy 1: Dude I took a picture and im doing a Klone.
Boy 2: You look like a C**T.

by Milkman. iRep Spoonerz September 30, 2007

kalonga

That one black kid in your class that laughs a lot

“Gavin is the kalonga of this class”

by ThatKidThatYouSeeInTheHalls January 22, 2019