Bathroom Kilt

When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.

I got outta the shower this morning and threw on a bathroom kilt before I shaved.

by Clyde McClydeson October 18, 2011

Milk Kilt

The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.

Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!

by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023

Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.

"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."

by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023

Clifton-Kilt

Noun: The part of a plaid flannel shirt that hangs below a zipped leather jacket, from Delco Pennsylvania

Rick is rocking one hell of a Clifton-Kilt, God is he white-trash

by Whitetrashero September 11, 2021

Already bought the kilt

A phrase used when pointing out that someone has already sunk too much effort into a situation to turn back or quit.

"I don't know if I can finish this degree, I don't even like economics..."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."

"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."

by alone.ranger July 29, 2021

plaid kilt

p-p... p-p-p... plaid?!
*proceeds to act like a chicken*

Squidward: what do you think of Mr.Krab's new plaid kilt

by loggernamy August 6, 2021

kilted handstand

When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.

Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.

by Zulikath October 1, 2025