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Juan

The weird person that sits in the corner that looks depressed but is super chill and fun.
Juan looks depressed AF but I just saw him punch the bully

PERIODT
by Chocolate_Puff October 23, 2019
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Juan

Juan is a retarded kid who uses people for homework. He cheats on every single girl and slaps their asses without their consent. He lies and snitches on his "best friend" yet uses her only to pass a class. He also tried to kill her by feeding her peanut butter even though she was allergic. Also he's fat even though he claims to have a six pack.
"wow that kid is stupid and a cheater!" "he must be a Juan.."
by JJJakepauler4life123 October 29, 2017
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Juan

Juan is a very smart and passionate person that is leading the beaners club in battle against get beaners back to mexico club.Juan will not stop at anything to save the beaners because he is also a proud to be beaner.Juan is the president of the beaner republic and cares about his beaners so much.Juan also is mentioning that god did not want this type of democracy in the world and he died for our sins moving beaners back to mexico and saying they are rapist and murders is racism and should not be allowed because when Martin Luther JR made his speech it was a speech to stop this cruel racism.
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Juan

Oh my g I'm hot bus of Juan damn he sexy
by Babe334 January 25, 2016
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Juan

juan biggest cock cute plays every girl but if he loves them he will stay with them hes handsome big cock get you a juan
ooo is that big cock juan
by popupshhh March 14, 2017
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Juan

Mexican beaner who crossed the border at a young age
Juans mom crossed the border
by Yoyototototo September 8, 2016
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Juan

An Italian & Ecuadorian mix. He is judgmental and controlling. Whenever his lips move he's lying. He has a shrimp DICK (tiny) . He always wants to judge others and not look in the mirror. Juan stalks the people he loves , especially around Christmas time. If you ever meet a Juan run as fast as you can, he's a TOXIC motherfucker.
DAMNN.. why is Juan such an asshole
by belieber2345 January 9, 2019
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