Josiah

Pasta noodle arms,tall but cant do shit with it, most comparable to a skeleton. Thinks hes a good fighter but doesnt weigh over 110

Hey that kid looks like a Josiah

by I hate josiah’s September 28, 2020

josiah

an extremely, unimaginably large head.

dude put down your beer and come check out the josiah on that girl!!!

by bbod January 20, 2007

Josiah

A person who is brutally honest even if it hurts, kind-ish, smart, a scholar, and the prettiest person in the world. like beyonće is nothing compared to her. she has amazing vocals and can sing extremely well. like she can sing better than Whitney Houston & Beyonće. She always makes u laugh and she always has your back. shes brave and doesn't give a f***k about what anybody says. talented.just talented. full of surprises (in a good way) helps u out in school and is the best friend/ sister u could ever ask for. doesn't care about being popular. she cares about her REAL friends. loyal asf.

Girl #1: YO, who's that
Girl #2: that's Josiah, shes the best

Girl #1: imma get me a Josiah

Girl #2: nahhh, u cant, she's one of a kind

by CurlyHeadSerena August 4, 2019

Josiah

he plays genshin impact and a genshin ripoff called kenshin doll impact

I don't being Josiah

"Dorian loves me" - Josiah

"I am Josiah's favorite friend" - Christian

"I fucking hate Christian but Dorian is my asshole" - Josiah

by fortnitesucks13 May 2, 2023

Josiah Murphy

A sexy brown guy with a big booty. He's very athletic he plays basketball and football. Josiah would give the world to his baby. Josiah is absolutely amazing guy. He's kind to all and very calm. He doesnt argue much and is easy to let his girl win. Get you a Josiah, he got juicy lips a big dick and gives the best head.

I need me a Josiah Murphy

by ChocoDaddieeee November 18, 2017

Josiah

A person with a humungous cock

Josiah has a 13inch meat

by Zawsko September 5, 2022

Josiah

Josiah(s) often refers to an individual or group that reflects douchebag-esque traits and lacks any sense of self-restraint, particularly during religious or ceremonial events.

"Look at the stupid smile on that idiot's face, what a Josiah."

by H3LL3N K3LL3r January 9, 2019