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In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family
bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
by joshua001 March 11, 2007
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Joselin

A beautiful, smart girl that is envied by alot of slutty people. She always has people who she can depend on. She loves to hang around her family and friends. Joselin always has a positive attitude toward anything...except towards the backstabbers. If there is something Joselin hates, its..people talking behind her back..and 2 faced bitches!!!!! She is not a afraid for a challenge and is very brave!
Wow, Joselin sure is someone I'd like to date!
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Josellyn

A real SUPERSTAR... anyone with the name Josellyn was born to be a superstar!

A great friend who everyone loves.
Wow, see that new actress? She is a real Josellyn'
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Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles
by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010
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Jose Mourinho

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jose

Jose is a guy with short temper but is sweet to those who need it, he is the person who will lift your self esteem when you need it, he is the person who you can gurantee to make you laugh everyday, basically, he is the definition of friendship
Jose is my best friend
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No way Jose

Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!
by $hane Mcmahon February 8, 2014
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