Jordane

Someone with integrity, a person who is driven by the things that will uplift them rather than to bring them down. Whoever’s name is Jordane is very calm, kind and cares for others even when they don’t care about them. Very Talented and open to try new things every day. A person who is humble in every situation and will overcome each obstacle that stands in his/her way.

Stranger: Hey Jordane, can you help me with something?

Jordane: Yea sure, how can i help?

by Alwaysfacts4ya November 21, 2023

Jordanian stew

A term used right before you slap someone that is drunk or getting close to passing out. It’s a split second fair warning for the person being slapped.

Nate was really drunk at the bar so I Jordanian stewed him. He was good to go after that and partied like a rockstar the rest of the night.

by BAGMS December 5, 2023

Jordanification

Being unemployed, excessive gaming, poor sleep habits, and difficulty managing arrogance

I think my friend has jordanification

by Johny Lee June 10, 2025

Jordanism

spontaneous uncontrolled unintelligible screaming

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.

by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025

Jordanian Summer

When something's so burnt hot it feels like it was left out in a really shitty summer.

"This feels like it was left in a Jordanian Summer!"

by VJ Camtop November 28, 2025

jj jordaned

the act by which Kappa Delta sorority sends members to national probation without evidence they did anything wrong

KD Jj Jordaned another member because they didn't like her calling out their racism

by KDsucks January 17, 2024

Florida Jordansexual

Someone who lives in Duval county that hates on lebron and goes by Mezzo .. if not jordan then Kobe is the goat is something that he will mention and he need to let him rest in propeller lakers In 5

Mezzo is a Florida jordansexual

by Goat facts April 18, 2025