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john

the best brother in the whole world and has two best friends who annoy him but he loves them both dearly like to play with knives and hurt people he is very confussing and plays with your emotions he is a manwhore!
"sara did john confuse u again?"
"haley must u ask?"
by best friend ever! October 8, 2011
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John

A guy that is super outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him and he keeps very few close friends. He loves to go out and have a good time and loves to be surrounded by his true few. He's very intellegent and doesn't mind sharing his beliefs with you. He really wants a Blue koala for his birthday.
John is soo much fun !! You should've seen him at the club last night !! He was madd HYPE !! I heard he wants to name his koala Blue Ray !! ;D
by PeachessKnows July 15, 2011
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johning

The verb that describes the act of paying for sexual services
Yo, hows the johning scene in Cuba?
by Cecestud June 18, 2008
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John

Huge dick, smart, but lacks confidence at times. Better than he really knows. He has a creative way of looking at things and is very open-minded.
Girl 1: Hey, you know John?

Girl 2? Ya! He has a huge dick.
by animalcrackerboi February 16, 2018
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john

john is your perfect shy adorable guy. His smile warms your heart if you ever pass by him in the hallways it would be impossible to contain your squeal because DAMN. plz date me
john is fine

damn did you see john today
by shhicanttell April 27, 2019
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John

Idiot person that likes to troll kids on online games
JOHN DESTROYED MY BED AND KILLED MY IN MINECRAFT!
by YourFriendlyNoob123 April 24, 2019
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John

a short mexican fuck that thinks he’s good at video games. his mustache is the only part of puberty to hit him. He’s a good landscaper, and a great burrito roller!
by definitelynotjerry June 6, 2020
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