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Joaquin

A fucking cunt of a man who is as skinny is a stick and lit doesn't have any friends. His dick is 2 inches and he's barely 3 feet tall. His ego is larger than his bank account. He's hella ugly but thinks he's special cuz a hottie chose him. Lit a douchebag and likes bodyshaming his exes. Deserves to die in the deepest pits of hell. Is a walking red flag who's bestie is a girl... EW. His parents are fucking ugly, just like his personality. FUCKING CUNT.
Joaquin has a micropenis
by iloveme24893250 December 18, 2023
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Joaquin

Nickname for a massively tall human specimen who has unspoken rizz, but transparent tendencies and bespunding behavior.
Hey bro, you know that dude Joaquin?”
“I like Joaquin to school
“Wut”
by YustoorYT January 28, 2024
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He has a big dick, he is probably a Joaquin
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Joaquin

Smarter than ellie,likes to steal stuff from others,real beaner.Best dude in the world,He enjoys making babies cry
Hey look,it’s joaquin.Which one the smart one or the hot one.That’s the same thing sped.
by Whatthewoman69 November 22, 2021
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Joaquin James

"A greek boy that likes shroom jokes and Toby Denton".
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Joaquin is absolutely amazing. Period, end of story. :)
That kid's name is Joaquin? Thats huge.
by xYourGirlForeverx September 15, 2021
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Joaquin looks better today😄
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