Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Johannes

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johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay

by NebenHannover September 19, 2022

Johanne

emo ass sociopath looking ass midget. we cool.

wow look at that johanne

by mattabm December 2, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Johannes

He is the rudest person ever. If you ever see him, run. Never bring your Fanta around him, he will steal it. If your name is Ava, never talk to him. If your name is Jack, he’ll have a crush on you, run. Stay away from a Johannes, unless he is in a calm mood (rare), he will be fine.

a) someone just stole my soda!
b) his name was definitely Johannes

by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025

Johannes

He is the most perfect person you will ever meet. Johannes is a very handsome guy and he has this special look in his eyes. When he wants a girl he fights for her. Loads of girls have a crush on him or they are interested, but he only wants her. He is very smart and plays football. He also has really dirty thouhts, but he will care for you. He will always say the truth an he will never lie to you. Sometimes you can trust him more than your best friend. His smile make you melt, even though you hate it, you love it! He can be an ass too but most of the time he is perfect.

"Who is that?"
"Thats Johannes, he's mine!"

by emma180902 January 13, 2019

Johannes

the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me

Girl: Damnit why u make my heart race
Johannes: Only for you babe

by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022