circle jerky

When dads get together and hangout by a fire and share beef jerky

Hey wanna have a circle jerky this weekend?

by Seyton July 13, 2023

Pink Jerky

A term identifying elderly female genitalia.

1. "So how was your date last night? Wasn't she like 60?" "Yeah, I was chewing on that pink jerky all night long."

2. "I accidentally saw my grandmother's pink jerky yesterday." "Dude, I'm sorry."

by CheetoFingers96 June 3, 2013

ass jerky

New word for bullshit

Man this review is ass jerky

by Layy1122 March 4, 2017

Jerky Snood

When a male masterbates then ejaculates across the bridge of a females nose, creating the resemblance of a turkey snood.

Jack jerked off onto Jill's face and thought to himself, what a jerky snood I just gave that turkey.

by Uncle Messy February 23, 2011

deer jerkying

When one gets bored whilst deer hunting, that one decides to "rub one out" aka jerk off.

Skeeter: " I saw a big ol' buck go right past me, but I couldn't git my dick outta my hands fast enough to git my gun"
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!

by Porndexter November 18, 2014

jerky face

The epitome of all curse words. Is a noun. Basically means that someone is not worthy of living because of their face. Worse then calling someone a motherf***er
The worst insult you could ever call someone.
Ever.

I hate you! I HATE YOU! YOUR nothing but a stinkin... a stinkin jerky face!

by dadio LP September 12, 2006

minge jerky

The chewy elements of vaginal discharge, particularly during menstruation.

Phil - What's that caught between you teeth, Dave?
Dave - Well, Phil, I was going down on the missus last night and the painters were in. Got a bit of minge jerky caught in between my incisors.
Phil - Is that more or less embarrassing that spinach?

by fossnessmonster March 12, 2009