Tooth jerky

Noun:

Remnants of food particles left behind in ones teeth after a meal that can be saved for later consumption.

She had a mondo piece of tooth jerky hanging out of her mouth after eating those hot wings.

by Floyd Rage September 14, 2011

Bagging the jerky

A euphemism for putting a condom on.

Person 1: Yo dude, I'm bagging the jerky!

Person 2: Good shit man, you won't catch the herp.

by stardust117 August 17, 2018

ass jerky

New word for bullshit

Man this review is ass jerky

by Layy1122 March 4, 2017

deer jerkying

When one gets bored whilst deer hunting, that one decides to "rub one out" aka jerk off.

Skeeter: " I saw a big ol' buck go right past me, but I couldn't git my dick outta my hands fast enough to git my gun"
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!

by Porndexter November 18, 2014

Jerky Snood

When a male masterbates then ejaculates across the bridge of a females nose, creating the resemblance of a turkey snood.

Jack jerked off onto Jill's face and thought to himself, what a jerky snood I just gave that turkey.

by Uncle Messy February 23, 2011

jerky face

The epitome of all curse words. Is a noun. Basically means that someone is not worthy of living because of their face. Worse then calling someone a motherf***er
The worst insult you could ever call someone.
Ever.

I hate you! I HATE YOU! YOUR nothing but a stinkin... a stinkin jerky face!

by dadio LP September 12, 2006

minge jerky

The chewy elements of vaginal discharge, particularly during menstruation.

Phil - What's that caught between you teeth, Dave?
Dave - Well, Phil, I was going down on the missus last night and the painters were in. Got a bit of minge jerky caught in between my incisors.
Phil - Is that more or less embarrassing that spinach?

by fossnessmonster March 12, 2009