Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

by itzadolfin!! May 17, 2011

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz July 26, 2008

jerkin it old school

Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.

Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?

Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!

Dude #1 - Huh???!!!

Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!

by Tehtonster February 24, 2011

jerkin' from home

when one decides at the last moment to telecommute, usually because it's 75 degrees and sunny outside.

Yep...just got the 9:05 a.m. e-mail from Terry saying that he's jerkin' from home. He's not fooling anyone.

by patradio July 30, 2014

Jerkin' off Stalefish

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.

yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.

by bigdonghealey April 17, 2011

jerkin your gherkin

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai

"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"

by succdaddy69 March 23, 2018