barnacle jenkins 

when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob

drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night

raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins

barnacle jenkins by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011

Leeroy Jenkins 

The act of doing something before any other participants are ready, whether one is entering an establishment, conquering a task, or penetrating another person. In the latter case, the other person is a willing participant, but was not anticipating the act of intercourse beginning so suddenly.

"Gwahhuhuuh? Dammit, Bill! You can't just up and Leeroy Jenkins your way into my snatch before wetting my whistle! Christ."

Leeroy Jenkins by Ameri-can-you-not? January 23, 2017

Cosmo Jenkins 

An international criminal, wanted by the FBI for smugglung glue into the country, thats right, hes a paste smuggler

Wake up Cosmo Jenkins, this is the FBI, we have a bagel

Cosmo Jenkins by Vinnie da Homeskillet January 13, 2005

chesea jenkins 

Look, it's bad enough that you're defining some random moron that no one's ever heard of, but you can't even spell her damn name right?!

chesea jenkins by Anonymous June 20, 2003

berry jenkins 

giving a blow job, the act of going down on a man, sucking his cock and all of the cum out of it

joel- damn i think i might have the girl give me the old berry jenkins in the woods
nick- lucky, all i can get is a lame hand job out of my girl
joel- i'll take a berry jenkins over a hand job any day, especially if i can cum on the girl's cross

berry jenkins by murfurburdur October 17, 2008

Leeroy Jenkins 

1. The famous World of Warcraft player and Chicken Lover, known for his stupid act of running into a field of enemies before his team was ready. I guess he was too excited for his paladin shoulders or whatever he needed from that trip (I don't play WoW.)

2. My Xbox Live name (LeeroyJenkinz13) that all my friends make fun of me for, but everyone else loves it....

1. "Let's do this, LEEEEEERRROOYY nJJEENNNKKKIIIINNSS"
"God damnit Leeroy!!"
"Shit, well I'm dead. Are we all dead?...hhmmmm...Nice goin' Leeroy!"
"Leeroy you SUCK!"
"It's not my fault! It's not my fault..."

2. "...Ya well at least my Live name isn't Leeroy Jenkins..."

Leeroy Jenkins by The_Real_McCoy (LeeroyJenkinz13) January 12, 2008

Mr. Jenkins

Mr. Jenkins captures little boys and gives them the world. He pounds his dick on their asses and jizzems all over them. Mickey Mouse rides his ass like a fucking pony then he shoves chocolate chips up his ass then Mr Jenkins moans loudly

Ethan got raped by The Corks, Mr. Jenkins and Glitter Boy Sparkels

Mr. Jenkins by The Jenks March 13, 2018