by Mackendeez May 21, 2017
Get the Janking mug.The (fictitious) crappiest man who has ever lived. He is origin of the word janky, which refers to something that is akin to Bo Jankins or something that he owned. To be used as an adjective meaning extremely or extaordinarily janky.
"I'm tired of living in this Bo Jankins house, I want to live somewhere where at least one thing actually functions correctly."
by Mompkin April 23, 2006
Get the Bo Jankins mug.Jankstore - from the root word 'janky' & similar in spirit and context to a 'creepstore'. A person that personifies bad qualities. The master of janky. A person or place where only the poorest or worst things are distributed.
If you thought Jerry O'Connell was a janky motherfucker, you should meet his brother. That guy is an epic jankstore.
by Sheryl Crow's cancer November 16, 2010
Get the Jankstore mug.The act of a drunken masturbation session where one has a jagerbomb on hand and does his shot while ejaculating on his roommates floor.
If this douchebag wakes me up bitching one more again im going to jankerbomb his room when he goes to work.
by Jager King February 18, 2011
Get the Jankerbomb mug.A quick 7 step dance move created by the Ultimate Janksters themselves (Savannah & Emily).
To learn read the directions that follow:
1: Frame your genitals with forward hip thrust
2: Spin in a 360 degree counter clockwise motion
3: Drop it low and swing that ass to the right simultaneously
4: High knee to the left
5: High knee to the right
6: Power pose #1 (e.g: superman pose, ghetto gang symbol pose, uber thrust, The Thinker pose etc)
7: Power pose # 2 (must be different from first power pose)
Fine print: this quick 7 step dance move is best done with an able bodied partner, in which case you should mirror each other's bodies to create a dance so enigmatic no one can resist your sex appeal.
BOOM ROASTED.
To learn read the directions that follow:
1: Frame your genitals with forward hip thrust
2: Spin in a 360 degree counter clockwise motion
3: Drop it low and swing that ass to the right simultaneously
4: High knee to the left
5: High knee to the right
6: Power pose #1 (e.g: superman pose, ghetto gang symbol pose, uber thrust, The Thinker pose etc)
7: Power pose # 2 (must be different from first power pose)
Fine print: this quick 7 step dance move is best done with an able bodied partner, in which case you should mirror each other's bodies to create a dance so enigmatic no one can resist your sex appeal.
BOOM ROASTED.
Dude, did you see those girls do the Jank-Step at that party? I had an instant erection I couldn't lose for weeks bro!
Sista, you got that Jank-Step on LOCK! i knoooow my brutha be lookin at chu gurl frand uh huh.
Sista, you got that Jank-Step on LOCK! i knoooow my brutha be lookin at chu gurl frand uh huh.
by Ultimate Janksters October 17, 2011
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A jankell is a weird person but good friend material. Is always there for you even if you don’t want him to. But you have to remover to be there for you. If you have a jankell in your life don’t let him leave you. Usually a jankell has black hair and brown eyes and Hispanic. Always watch your jankell because you never know if something new is happening because he is verry moody
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