jack-off

To move your hand up and down your shaft or in and out your vigina (see masturbate)

I am jacking-off

by JP & MK March 8, 2003

jacking off

When you disconect from the internet

I gotta go im jacking off.

by Rob Ho May 6, 2006

jack off

when a male cannot find a girl to have sex with so he is forced to pleasure himself.

noah is to ugly so he jacks off a WHOLE lot

by Olivia July 18, 2004

jacking-off

To releive one's thelf in thexual enlightenment by rubbing the head, or pinching the cliterus over and over and over and over.

Alex ran to her bedroom cos she was tired and relived herthelf on the floor

by Alex highley September 15, 2003

jack-off

Yo momma do!!! OOOHHHHHHWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

I'm really sorry I said that. Your mom is a great lady who loves your faggy-ass dad a lot.

by AdamH April 13, 2005

jack off

to do nothing productive -- to waste time -- shoot the shit poop around dick around

I didn't complete the assignment. I was just jacking off the whole time he gave us to complete it

by Anonymous October 29, 2002

jacking off

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.

Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!

by maldoror June 23, 2004