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Juno

Someone who got so pissed off that they shot the sun, then proceeded to shoot his wily one only friend.
Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend...

-Ruler of Everything, Tally Hall
by UrAverageHamSammy June 4, 2024
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Juno

THe type of girl to draw big lumptous slimy black dildos in the game "gartic phone"
You: draw a dildo
Juno: Yes "screams in rat"
by TheRealGbruhv March 28, 2023
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Juno

Juno, a Drug Dealer from Baltimore Maryland. Juno is his trap name.

Juno’s a popular guy from bmore. Juno is from East Side but well connected and respected through the city. He associates with multiple gangs including widely known |BMR|.
Juno coming round the trap at 7:00

Juno goin be here
by SlangWordsOutgiver7 August 5, 2019
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Juno

a guy who's cool, he likes english breakfast tea, manga, lisa frank, good movies, x-men comics, cheap ramen and men.

surprise! it's me!
oh my god juno is so fucking gay
by lisafrankfanclub April 19, 2022
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Juno

A real nigga from BBN he come from 3369 but is a crip
by YungBlue075 January 30, 2020
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Saturn x Juno x Darling

did you know AMONGUS the best ship is Saturn x Juno x Darling
by heyshartylipbite April 27, 2021
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Juno

A great friend, who i look up to and know i can always go to when i need or want to talk
“JUNO HI”
by Bookster<3 January 2, 2022
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