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jorts

Jorts is a majestic sexy queen who is married to nail horan but has often orgys with THE pentagon. jorts is to good for any man besides harry
The Jorts girl is the hottest female I have ever seen.
by shmitters April 29, 2022
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jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.
I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.
by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017
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Tam Jort

a stupid ahh crackka that ain't know shit
that brutha is a tam jort
by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025
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Jort

A Dutch name for a extremely hot feller with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Most Jort’s also own a PlayStation 5 from Sony.
Jort is een lekker ding (Jort is a hot piece of ass)
by Geiletijger November 22, 2021
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jorts gate

an argument between the infamous tana mongeau and brooke schofield at a convention
do you remember jorts gate?”
“what?”
“like… tana and brooke? yk? like ‘NINE IS CRAZY’ ‘OH SORRY EIGHT!’”
by orodicidiwjnricc July 15, 2025
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Jort

Someone who is drowning in the pussy. Mainly becausr of his enormous amount of populairity.
Look at that Jort over there, he sure is smashing tonight!
by Yoghurt15 February 26, 2017
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Jort

kkr djalla
Hey look at that Jort over There!, he's such a kkr djalla
by Frankerkanker January 10, 2022
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