Jort

The word “jort” short for jorteous, meaning; loser bozo boy

You suck so bad at this game, you jort!

by mafialord February 23, 2022

Jort

A jort is a person who is scummy, annoying, rude etc. No jort is ever nice, believe me you will never find a nice jort EVER.

"Hey you see that idiot over there?" "That guy is such a fuckin jort.

by Thecoolguy11 May 8, 2020

jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024

jorts

A portmanteau or “jizz” and “yogurts.”

“Hey, those hot jean shorts you’re wearing are gonna make me blow huge jorts all over myself.”

by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023

Jorts

Shorts with a Jean texture and look. They are usually accompanied by their cousin, the SSBU or Short Sleve Button-Up, and are generally seen as tacky, and rightfully so.

Normal Human 1: Look at that person! he looks horrible in those Jorts.
Normal Human 2: Especially with the golden basketball shoes and SSBU! It just looks terrible.
Normal human 1: Oh no, they're putting on shutter shades now...

by IT'S PEKO TIME March 25, 2018

Jort

Minecraft addict.

Me: so what are you going to do after school?
Jort: MINECRAFT!

by AsianMonkeh October 25, 2023

Jort

A Dutch name for a extremely hot feller with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Most Jort’s also own a PlayStation 5 from Sony.

Jort is een lekker ding (Jort is a hot piece of ass)

by Geiletijger November 22, 2021