When you stick your unwashed, uncut penis into a electrical socket whilst holding your significant others nipple piercing with your left hand, and her butt plug with your right. this will cause an electrical current to surge through both of your bodies and provide an intense orgasam to both participants
Bro! me and Emily were getting freaky and i decied to hit the Joberg Power Bank on her! she hasnt woken up yet though, i guess the orgasam was too much to handle.
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Pronunciation: /ˈdʒoʊ-bər-tɪd/
To alter or shift the narrative or focus of a situation, typically in response to criticism or accountability, while simultaneously avoiding true responsibility or direct accountability for one's actions or decisions.
To present oneself as accepting responsibility for a problem or failure, but in a manner that ultimately deflects or diminishes one's actual involvement or culpability, often by framing the issue in a way that minimizes personal fault or shifts blame.
Pronunciation: /ˈdʒoʊ-bər-tɪd/
To alter or shift the narrative or focus of a situation, typically in response to criticism or accountability, while simultaneously avoiding true responsibility or direct accountability for one's actions or decisions.
To present oneself as accepting responsibility for a problem or failure, but in a manner that ultimately deflects or diminishes one's actual involvement or culpability, often by framing the issue in a way that minimizes personal fault or shifts blame.
Here are some examples of what it is like to be Joberted:
Person 1: Hey this is what you did, you should own up to it and not change the narrative to make yourself look better.
Person 2: Youknowhowlongibeenwaitingforthis
Person 2: gets invited to a party by Person 1's friend after repeated attempts to guilt trip Person 1 into inviting him to said party
Person 2: Wooimabouttomakeanameformyselfere
Person 1: I've opened up to you and I really trust you, I hope you don't go behind my back and do something deplorable that would permanently ruin our friendship!
Person 2: ermm...
Person 1: Hey this is what you did, you should own up to it and not change the narrative to make yourself look better.
Person 2: Youknowhowlongibeenwaitingforthis
Person 2: gets invited to a party by Person 1's friend after repeated attempts to guilt trip Person 1 into inviting him to said party
Person 2: Wooimabouttomakeanameformyselfere
Person 1: I've opened up to you and I really trust you, I hope you don't go behind my back and do something deplorable that would permanently ruin our friendship!
Person 2: ermm...
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