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jester

The most wise of all those in the kings court. The jester can entertain the king and his whole court without getting himself beheaded.
It takes a hell of a jester to deliver a burn like that and still stay alive to burn the king again tomorrow.
by Jester Lind June 19, 2006
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Jasper hale

Jasper hale or Jasper Whitlock is one of the hottest characters in the whole twilight saga movies. Soldier, and later Major of the Confederate Army (human life). He was born 1844; Houston, Texas , and was changed when he was 19 the year 1863.

His abilities are like any other vampire.

For special abilities, Jasper has the ability to both feel and manipulate the emotions of those around him.

A vampire with this ability can sense the feelings of others and alter them according to his will. With it, Jasper can resolve a tense situation peacefully.
Example 1 :

Friend : So, who's your bias from the twilight saga movies?
Me : of course Jasper hale, I'm head over heals for him!

Example 2 :
Friend : Jasper hale is a quiet person

Me : I know right! His silence always turned me on to be honest
by Mingitaetae March 28, 2020
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Jasper Deng

A typical and very loud wikinazi from USA. They got billions of dollars for all shit they do online. MURICAN DREAM!
I know Jasper Deng - said no one.
I trust Jasper Deng - said no one
by aaamerica September 17, 2023
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Anal Jester

A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!
"Oh look, Little Timmy shit the bed again! What an absolute Anal Jester!"
by NotANameWaster July 11, 2020
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Jasper area

Jasper is the phenomenon when you are in an area outside, and suddenly you smell semen!!! You cant tell where the source is, but you can definitely smell semen!
So guys lets meet at 10 o clo...What the fuck! You smell that? Damn we drove into a Jasper area!
by simonzuper October 8, 2010
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Slippery Jasper

An incredibly intense sexual experience. It usually requires peanut butter to be considered a true Slippery Jasper.
Did you give him the old Slippery Jasper?
by iddqd87 July 29, 2009
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jeepers creepers

1) intj. An expression of extreme surprise. Derived from "Jesus Christ".

2) n. A weird-ass movie.
1) "Jeepers creepers! He just shot my brother! ...my idol..."

2) "Dude, I saw Jeepers Creepers last night. That is one fucked movie."
by Fugerko.? December 23, 2003
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