Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.
Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.
by Zionistman42069 November 24, 2024
Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 07, 2024
its the most beautful girl whit a stunning body. Big booty and big boobs. She loves to watch movies and to cuddle. She never get in a relationships bur many guys wants her.
Damn everyone needs a israe
Damn everyone needs a israe
its the most beautful girl whit a stunning body. Big booty and big boobs. She loves to watch movies and to cuddle. She never get in a relationships bur many guys wants her.
Damn everyone needs a israe
Damn everyone needs a israe
by Lionsss December 11, 2016
The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.
Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"
Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"
Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"
by Israelifireserpent212 January 12, 2022
Shaylee Atary’s husband, Yahav, died while committing a genocide, so she tried to give him an israeli handJob to have his kids.
by kavehcito2 November 21, 2023
The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.
Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.
Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020
by D Flawless February 26, 2024