Iranian Carpetry

When a petite girl is pissed at her boss and defiles his silk, Iranian carpet with sexual deeds

Yeah, Mr. Smith is a dick so I treated him to an Iranian Carpetry

by KarenNerak July 15, 2021

Iranian Omelette

The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.

Hey honey! Let’s try the Iranian omelette!

by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022

Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.

Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.

by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021

Iranian Helicopter

An iteration of the normal helicopter which is a sex move in which the performer spins his/her dick in a circle repeatedly to imitate the blades of a helicopter. In this variation however, after around a minute a 2nd performer will light a firecracker aimed at the helicoptering dick. The helicopter-er will ejaculate at the moment the firecracker explodes which will make the semen “dissapear”

Even though that Iranian Helicopter sent my boyfriend to the ICU, it was totally worth it.

by DrakeIsAPredator May 20, 2024

iranian screw

When a man had dickcheese and penetrates a woman to get rid of it

Im about to inflict the iranian screw

by BombVestOwner January 28, 2019

iranian bathbomb

when inside the bathtub with your lady, you simply shit the bath. A pleasant experience for all included.

Last Friday Brian gave tiffany an Iranian bathbomb! The whole tub was brown!

by Dane Gleesak March 08, 2017