iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home

by anonymous March 8, 2025

iranian persian cock

Nice cut penis. Smallish to average. Hairy balls.

No example needed. Women who date them know what I am talking about.

Iranian persian cock.

by Carla89 January 14, 2018

Hostile Iranian Airspace

A somewhat rare occurrence in which you and someone you had a crush on almost dated but then had a sudden hateful relationship toward one another.

Jimmy had flown into Hostile Iranian Airspace when he and who he thought was his soulmate got into an argument about which brand of barbecue sauce is the best.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon March 2, 2022

iranian shaved ice

When you shave your pubes, freeze them, roll them in a ball and choke a midget with them.

Me and musashi10000 did an iranian shaved ice last night, it was great. They will be missed

by Musashis widow February 2, 2024

iranian screw

When a man had dickcheese and penetrates a woman to get rid of it

Im about to inflict the iranian screw

by BombVestOwner January 28, 2019

iranian bathbomb

when inside the bathtub with your lady, you simply shit the bath. A pleasant experience for all included.

Last Friday Brian gave tiffany an Iranian bathbomb! The whole tub was brown!

by Dane Gleesak March 7, 2017

Iranian roses

Iranian roses are the worst football team ever, they have no respect for their opponents and have never won

Wow the Iranian roses lost again

by Strumus September 11, 2023