ion eat cottage cheese

Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.

You can say it in the context , "ion eat cottage cheese" when someone asks if you eat it.

by exasy_ October 6, 2025

ion fuck wit you

You chill with this person and they leaving

Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you

by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025

Ion

“I don’t” combined

Teacher: what’s the square root of 6
Me: ion know what your talking about

by Etorres26 April 30, 2019

Ion

Means”I ain’t “

Ben and Tod is arguing through messages .

Ben”ur dumb as fuck “
Tod “ion stupid “

by Uravergenigger December 30, 2021

ion

Means "I don't"

ion like pineapple on pizza

by butterflyintheskyicanflytwice April 27, 2022

negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

Ion

Shorten for I don't

Ion want nothing to do with you.

by Xx_$2258 October 29, 2019