Skip to main content

chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.
Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."
by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010
mugGet the chinese drywall inspection mug.

Inspector Dipyah

He is an Unapologetic nigga! Talking about being handsome, he is top notch! There is no dulling moment whenever you’re with him! He has no worries! Funny how most Dipyah’s are freaking rich! Their wife or spouse is always the luckiest being
I want an Inspector Dipyah in my life
by Pa Ru February 4, 2020
mugGet the Inspector Dipyah mug.

Poop Inspector

A man/woman who inspects poop. Usually done after the poop has exited the body, but some have been known to forcefully shove their arms up ones anus to inspect the left over shit in their colon walls.
The poop inspector should be coming around today

I hope my poop is healthy for the poop inspector
by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021
mugGet the Poop Inspector mug.

CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTOR

One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.
Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector
by T-Cracker December 27, 2018
mugGet the CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTOR mug.

Inspect A Bridge

To partake in sexual activity underneath a bridge-like structure.

Can be used loosely to suggest sexual activity, with or without the presence of a bridge. Just a disclosed area.
"how about we go and inspect a bridge? ;)"

Person 1: "omg there's someone coming!"
Person 2: "quick. pretend to be inspecting the bridge!"
Person 1: "wow! i really love what they've done with the brick work on this bridge"
by Alan? :) June 4, 2010
mugGet the Inspect A Bridge mug.

Inspectulate

A variation of "inspectigate". Meaning to closely examine and/or investigate.
That floorboard looks suspicious, I'll inspectulate it.
by sadfhiaschin9sdoifguasdgbinfdu December 13, 2012
mugGet the Inspectulate mug.

inspectigate

Inspectigate

Definition:

It's a word to use as a combination of to "inspect" and "investigate."

"Inspect"- to look for any traces, or evidence

"Investigate"- to search for clues
"I know I had more pop in the refrigerator, but it's all gone, I'm going to inspectigate to find out who drank it!"

My friend thinks her boyfriend has been texting another woman, I told her she should inspectigate it.
by Msbehavin January 25, 2016
mugGet the inspectigate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email