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illegitimate invitation

Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.
J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"
by wordgrl August 5, 2008
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Accolade Inflation

A type of inflation in a social group whereby more and more shallow, empty, and easy awards keep getting made and given out to members, and thus members of the group need to show a huge number of these awards to be considered average.
There is so much accolade inflation these days it's hard to tell apart those who are average from those who have accomplished something noteworthy.

The CVs of HS students applying to college these days has a 7 page section on 'awards and recognitions' due to the constant accolade inflation.

My 5 year old came home from school with 5 daily stars for her behavior over the past 3 days, in a case of flagrant kindergarten accolade inflation.
by Sqeezle March 22, 2021
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Sonic Inflation

The increasing prices of sonic games. Dont believe me? Look it up!
Man 1: Sonic inflation is crazy.
Man 2: What are you talking about?
Man 1: The prices of sonic games.
Man 2: what the fuck
by MacBack October 5, 2023
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sailor's invitation

“Sailor’s invitation” The sailors come on to shore to a new port and have a good time with the locals. As they’re boat starts leaving the dock the next day, they yell to the locals “join us! Come!”… they do not actually intend on anyone to act upon the invitation. They were just being polite. A sailor’s invitation is a false invitation, it’s a polite way of saying goodbye and also hope or expect that the receiver doesn’t act upon.
They told me to come but it was a sailor's invitation.

Sailor’s invitation: Messi and the Argentinians attend Salt Bae’s Restaurant… they have such a good time, they tell Salt Bae to join them at the World Cup. Salt Bae did not realize it was a sailor’s invitation … sailor’s invitation
by Big Z Dawg December 22, 2022
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Infatuation

The beginning of true passionate love. You get excited when you see and think of that person. It is a highly excited feeling, felt from the range of young teens to even adults. Getting married to the person who get infatuated over would be a gift from God.
Some people are passionate and expresses true emotion for another person they are going to be in love with. The people who say that it is not love it is deep lust are just a bunch of stupid idiots who do not know what true love is. Love is when you have strong feelings at. It has nothing to do with how well you know someone or whether the person has the same feelings back. Love all starts with Infatuation and crushes.
by usagetoutofiraq October 4, 2011
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infactuation

a non existant word that is actually spelt 'infatuation'.
person 1: "I'm infactuated with that guy"
person 2: "It's spelt infatuated, there is no such word as infactuation, invest in a dictionary"
by bronnnnnULEH June 28, 2009
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Cum Inflation

Cum inflation is when a male/female (mostly in fiction) are ejaculated into in such great volume that their stomachs start to distend/expand. This can be done orally, vaginal, or anal.

This tends to happen mostly in hentai and furry pornography due to it's impossibility in real life. It is also common that the person's breasts and buttocks start to swell (inflate) with semen as well. This is due to the highly fetishised nature of the subject matter.
"Hay tomson! Do you see this crazy picture that I've found on the internet, it looks like a Fox man with a huge penis is cumming into a huge pregnant girl!"

"She's not pregnant, it is a Cum Inflation picture!"
by Cleverfoxman May 12, 2014
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