infantapult

(verb) the act of catapulting an infant from village to village in order to increase the diversity of its gene pool.

A: I was trying to do some research on an infant's aerodynamics using a wind tunnel, but the physics department rejected it. There is an academic bias towards infantapulting.

by D.Aligheri October 23, 2013

Infantisize

Fantasizing about murdering a baby, possibly while on a crowed air plane or in movie theater.

I started to infantisize when the screaming baby made me miss the movie previews.

by Doc Bliss July 7, 2016

infantcide

the act of killing a baby, commonly followed up by posthumous rape and/or barbecue

when the judge told me I was being charged with infantcide, I responded "I swear judge, I didn't know she was 3"

by BrockStar June 11, 2003

Infant

One who has a hard time drinking large quantities of alcohol, watches StarTrek, eats Tony's Pizza, spends lots of time playing Xbox 360, is a huge fan of KidRock, and often goes by "Greggy Pooh".

Look over there on the waterbed, there is an infant laying there watching Prison Break!!!!

by Christina Beanie Baby May 8, 2008

infant

A special type of black female aka a baby girl. You can spot an infant by her weave as they are oftentimes green, blue, pink, red etc. An infant doesn't take shit from anyone and she doesn't give a f*ck. She likes to drink, the mens and having long sparkly nails. Infancy is a way of life. See HDI and zygote for other forms of infancy.

'Precious' is an infant.

I went to Crenshaw Plaza today on a safari and saw the most excellent infants.

by calvyb February 23, 2011

9th Infantry Division

The best clan for video games ever. Plays all vietnam games. Also known as 9th or 9thID.

Anders: Yo did you hear bout the best clan in the world?
Barnes: Oh you mean 9th Infantry Division?

by Anders July 4, 2004

infant

speed espcially crystal meth
when you snort it you will cry like an infant

"my wife got so mad at me for doing infant"

by rapala August 31, 2007