douche wallet

A person inflicted with extreme douchebaggery

That dude is such a complete douche. God, what a douche wallet

by dbaggery26 January 15, 2009

george wallet

A wallet so imense that it hurts your back whenever you sit down or lay down.

Dude, you gotta get rid of that thing. it's a f*cking george wallet

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Jerry holding up a hamburger while holding George's wallet.

Jerry: But look at this thing. It's-it's huge. You got more cow here than here.

George: I need everything in there.

Jerry looking through George's wallet

Jerry: Irish money?

George: I might go there.

Jerry: Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station...to get your free 'Save the Tiger' poster.

by mario0318 September 24, 2006

Your wallet

Something I like to steal

You: has a wallet
Me: "time to steal" steals your wallet

by Tired kirby boi November 30, 2019

stink wallet

This is what you call a woman's genitals when they smell really bad.

That girl has a nasty stink wallet!

by Star April 10, 2003

wallet smack

when you take out your wallet smack someone across the face

Anthony: If that bitch dosent shut up i am gonna wallet smack her
Quinten: I will jack all her stuff after

by Deshawn Thomas January 28, 2006

mud wallet

A specific part of the female anatomy that is unclean ie. A dirty vagina. Also a name given to describe females that are often regarded as promiscuous.

Although it should be noted that this term is not always necessarily used in a derogatory or degrading way. As a wallet is often very handy and even a necessity for many men, so too is a mud wallet!

adj. "she had a mud wallet"
noun. "I really needed to break the drought so last night i hooked up with a real mud wallet"

by Steve Sax January 14, 2008

dick wallet

Referring to a woman's vagina. If used to refer to a male being a dick wallet it is calling one a homo sexual. Also noted as the storage space for ones dick.

1. Wow i would like to make a deposit in her dick wallet.
2. Dude your a fag you dick wallet.

by Nilsson February 17, 2008